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For the Love of a God by Rosanna Leo.
Rosanna, welcome to Romance
Lives Forever. Tell us about your latest book, including its genre. Does it
cross over to other genres? If so, what are they?
My debut paranormal romance For the Love of a God is
launching April 23 through www.liquidsilverbooks.com, and I couldn’t be
happier! It is a true paranormal, with a hero who is dashing, intense and well,
supernatural. In this case, a Greek god.
In it, my heroine Maia Douglas is a scholarly museum statue
conservator, and somewhat of a museum geek. She has always been a little in love
with Greek mythology, specifically with Eryx, god of love. Her favorite
activity is to tend to the sensuous statue of him in her museum workplace.
She never dreams he could exist for real.
But one day, a new director comes to the museum and begins
to shake things up. A director who looks unnervingly like the image of the god
Eryx. Sparks
begin to fly between him and Maia. And before long, the mysterious man must
decide how much to reveal to her, and must face the fact that a vengeful
goddess is just as interested in Maia as he is.
What do you enjoy
most about writing?
The thing I enjoy most is falling in love with my
characters. It is so hard to “put them to bed” at the end of a book! An
author travels such an arduous, gut-wrenching journey with her characters. I
find myself wishing I could keep them with me for all time. However, it’s also
so exhilarating to set them loose upon the world, and hope they do well!
How many hours a day
to you spend writing?
Every day is a little different. I usually have a couple of
full days per week that I can devote to writing. Days when the interruptions
will be minimal. However, because I also work part-time and have a busy family,
other days are not necessarily good for writing. Even if I can’t spend a couple
of hours at my laptop, I will try to jot down notes that occur to me, or do
some quick revision. In this manner, I can stay in touch with my manuscript
much of the week.
If you could give the
younger version of yourself advice what would it be?
Don’t sweat it. I turned the big 4-0 not long ago, and the
most wonderful epiphany happened at that time. I realized everything is going
to be okay. The things that used to bother me didn’t anymore. The petty
conflicts and troubles sort of flew away. When you get to a certain age, and
have seen a few things, you realize it’s all going to turn out fine. Glass half
full has always been my mantra, but I really believe it now. Life is good!
What are some jobs
you’ve done that would end up in a book?
I currently work part-time in a library, and some of my
short story heroines are librarians or archivists. I just love that world. I
worked in a bakery as a teen, and some of that experience has ended up in my
latest WIP. I was also a classical singer, and another of my heroines has had a
very similar experience to mine.
What do you hope
readers take with them after reading your work?
A giggle and a sigh. I hope my love scenes make you melt,
but that I also make you laugh with the humor in my books. I try to inject a
sense of humor as much as I can. And let’s face it, sex and romance can be very
funny things…all those body parts and positions…hilarious! Not to mention the
nerves a H/H can feel upon meeting “The One.”
List two authors we
would find you reading when taking a break from your own writing.
Maya Banks! I love the first generation of her Colter
brothers (from Colters’ Woman). Ethan,
Adam and Ryan Colter are the sexiest men ever invented…and a big part of me is
hoping they actually exist somewhere…and that I run into them! Another favorite
author is Syrie James. Specifically, her book Nocturne. It was so evocative and I fell in love with her vampire
Michael. These two books are my “go-to” books when I need a
pick-me-up!
If money were not an object, where would you most like to
live?
London, England. I am completely fascinated
in British history and culture and would love to semi-retire there one day with
my husband. I’d use London as a hub and travel
all the time, visiting places such as Bath, Edinburgh and York.
Plus…all the Cadbury’s chocolate I want!!
As a child, what was
your favorite thing about school?
The boys!!! I was a very shy, but very boy-hungry, young
girl. When I was eight, I had a crush on a boy and was convinced we’d marry. That’s
how all my crushes were. Intense, fiery, and usually anti-climactic!
Tell us an
embarrassing story that has to do with a pet. If you have no pets, a story
about a significant other will do. ^_^
I didn’t really have pets as a child, but for some reason, I
was always being chased by German Shepherds. It was terrifying! I’d go to the
park, a German Shepherd would chase me. I’d visit a friend, a German Shepherd
would chase me. I’d go to the corner store for a bag of chips, a German…you get
the idea. And the sad thing is, no one I knew owned a German Shepherd. I wonder
if that dog was my guardian angel. Either that, or I smelled like bacon.
If you came with a
warning label, what would it say?
Up in Flames
(coming soon)
“Beware Rosanna’s eyes.” When I narrow them at my
husband, he becomes very nervous.

Please Fill in the Blanks

I love pizza with extra cheese.
I’m always ready for a bag of salty chips.
When I’m alone, I write!
You’d never be able to tell, but there are a lot of
naughty thoughts going on in my head.
If I had a halo it would be on
crooked!.
If I could develop some will power I’d stop eating
chips.
I can never work in a bakery because I will
balloon from all the free treats.

Books Coming Soon

For the Love of a God – available April 23 through www.liquidsilverbooks.com
Up in Flames- available May 28 through www.liquidsilverbooks.com

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Shadow on the Wall.
Recai Osman: Muslim, philosopher, billionaire, and
Superhero?
Controversial and daring, Shadow on the Wall details the
transformation of Recai Osman from complicated man to Superhero. Forced to
witness the cruelty of the Morality Police in his home city of Elih,
Turkey,
Recai is called upon by the power of the desert to be the vehicle of change.
Does he have the strength to answer Allah’s call or will his dark past and self
doubt stand in his way?
Pavarti’s Blog Tour celebrating the release of Shadow will last
the entire month of May. Check out her Blog Tour Page for a list
of all the stops, including giveaways, interviews, reviews, guest posts, and
other exciting events! 

About the Author

Pavarti K Tyler is an artist, wife, mother, and number
cruncher. She graduated Smith
College in 1999 with a
degree in Theatre. After graduation, she moved to New York, where she worked as a Dramaturge,
Assistant Director, and Production Manager on productions both on and off
Broadway. Later, Pavarti went to work in the finance industry as a
freelance accountant for several international law firms. She now operates her
own accounting firm in the Washington
DC area, where she lives with her
husband, two daughters, and two terrible dogs. When not preparing taxes, she is
hard at work as the Director of Publicity at Novel Publicity and penning her
next novel.
– – –
Shadow on the Wall by Pavarti K Tyler is available NOW at Amazon.comor your local bookstore.
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Tell
us about the main character in your current book. What is he like?

The Pirate’s Game. 

The man at the center of The Pirate’s
Game
is, as one might assume, a pirate named James Gibbs. Quite probably
he’s the love child of Captain Jack Hartness of Doctor Who and Torchwood
and Captain Jack Sparrow if the latter sobered up. In his world piracy is so
organized there are several different kinds with their own turfs and rules of
conduct, and he’s one of the northern pirates’ most cheeky captains. He gets
the job put in front of him done, but he’ll make a profit on the side and
probably talk you into bed before you realize it’s happened while he’s waiting
for his next cargo to load. Probably your friends too.

If
your main character was here today, what would he say is his strongest point?
He’d grin like a lecher and tell you his
point is very strong indeed, and he’d love to give you a personal demonstration.
Does
he think he has a weakness? (If so, what does he think it is? What does his
lover think it is? What does his enemy think it is?)
He knows exactly what his weakness is, which
is caring about someone who can be hurt. That’s exactly what his enemy thinks
it is, and they’ve already used it against him. His next lover is a little
harder to hurt, though, though he does come with some interesting strings.
What
drives your hero to do the things he does? What makes him want to be the
“good guy?”
Captain Gibbs has seen enough of the world
and the pain it can bring to want to put things right where he can though also
within reason. He takes care of his men and his ship, and he’s smart about who
he steals from and what he takes, but he knows he can’t keep everyone happy and
all the scales balanced. He’s a realist, but he has a hopefully romantic heart
beneath it all too. I think part of him hopes he can save the world someday
even though he knows better.
What’s
your main character’s favorite guilty pleasure?
He likes all pleasure, and he’s not guilty
about anything. Outside of sex, though, I think his most surprising indulgence
would be a ravenous appetite for chocolate. That’s not present in this book,
but I promise you it’s still there.
If you didn’t know how old you were how old
would you be?
Twelve. A very randy twelve.
A
biography has been written about you. What do you think the title would be in
six words or less?
James Gibbs, Randy Bastard
If
money were not an object, where would you most like to live?
Ach, at the Ring, lass, though it’d be
better if you came to stay with me.
Picture
yourself as a store. Considering your personality and lifestyle, what type of
products would be sold there?
In the front, the best and hardiest supplies
for a long journey at sea, probably all stolen and sold to you at criminal
markup. In the back, the dildos and straps enough to make a whore blush, and
plenty of those in both genders to make the blushing that much more fun.
As
a child, what was your favorite thing about school?
That there wasn’t any.
Tell
us an embarrassing story that has to do with a pet. If you have no pets, a
story about a significant other will do. ^_^
Not so much for pets at sea. They start to
look too tasty when w’been gone too long. There was this first mate once a’fore
I was captain who liked to roll his trousers under his great belly while we was
sailing if it got too hot. His arse weren’t unpleasant t’look at, so I did my
fair share o’peeking when the waist drifted south an’ he couldn’t let go of the
lines and put matters to rights. But like I said, sometimes at sea food runs
out or goes scarce, and while fat bellies grow tauter during a famine, trousers
don’t give a damn. Let’s just say I was more than happy to be in the front when
those knickers came down, and after I saw what the first mate had to offer, I
made it my business to get a lot better acquainted with both his back and front
sides.
If
you came with a warning label, what would it say?
Nothing, because I’d be certain to have it
removed. Though I wouldn’t object to being labeled “Warning: Great
Pleasure in Store.”
James Gibbs fills in the blanks…
I love pizza* with you.
I’m always ready for *chuckles
suggestively*.
When I’m alone, I try not to think about
the past
.
If I had a halo it would be twisted into
a pretzel and sold
.
If I could erase the Cloister from ever
existing
I’d do it in a heartbeat 
.
I can never go back to South
Maidras
because of what happened with that trio of dancing
girls and their manager. But ah, lass, it was fun
.
About the Author
Heidi Cullinan
Heidi Cullinan lives in Iowa. She’s always loved a good love story,
provided it has a happy ending. She enjoys writing across many genres but loves
above all to write happy, romantic endings for LGBT characters because there
just aren’t enough of those stories out there. When she isn’t writing, Heidi
enjoys knitting, reading, movies, TV shows on DVD, and all kinds of music. She
has a husband, a daughter, and too many cats.
Her most recent release is The Pirate’s Game, a fantasy
about love triangles (and quadrilaterals) while giving chase and braving fierce
battles on the high seas. The Pirate’s Game is the third book in the first
Etsey trilogy.
Find Heidi on the Web: Twitter, Facebook, WordPress, and her website. Also visit Heidi as one of
the co-owners of the naughty blog Coffee and
Porn in the Morning.
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The top bloggers (by page load) for the month of April resulted in two ties, and two people had two posts each, all of which came in at the top. My own birthday post had the most hits. After patting myself on the back, and nearly breaking my own arm in the process, ;) I decided to include the top eight, because there was only one point between numbers seven and eight. Surely a banner month for everyone!

1. It’s Kayelle Allen’s Birthday, Nab Alitus (giveaway)
2. Pizza Variations: Author Dinner (Kayelle)
3. Finding the Right Marketing (Dawne Prochilo)
4. Outlantacon Interview: Moxie Magnus
5. A Day in the Life of an Erotic Author (Dawne Prochilo)
6. Outlantacon Interview: TC Blue
7. Amber Riley’s Kindred Blood (Amber Riley)
8. Outlantacon Interview: Denny Upkins

I was pleased to see that three of the Outlantacon interviews scored at the top. There were seven featured, and all scored well. The entire month was a win-win. Guests scored some free books, everyone got to read cool articles and interviews, and there were links to books, upcoming conventions, and videos.

My thanks to everyone who took part this month. Guests this month also included (in alpha order by first name) Babette James, Casey Crow, Eugie Foster, Hushicho Phoenix, Janet
E Jones, JE Taylor, Kathy Kulig, Kay Dee Royal, Kiernan Kelly, Lee Martindale, Mary
Caelsto, Rue Allyn, Skhye Moncrief, and Tara Lain.
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Today is pizza day at Romance Lives Forever. When I interview authors, I like to ask everyone what they like on pizza. I also ask every interviewee to ask whatever question they wish I’d asked, and then answer it. Some day I’ll post those, but for now, fire up the oven, lay out a tasty crust, spread it with tomato or white sauce, and get out the cheese. If you need ideas for more — here’s a list. Oh, and I’d stock up on the pepperoni if you plan to have an author over for dinner (especially me). All these authors have interviewed here over the last year. To read their original posts, click their name in the labels at the bottom of this entry.

Enjoy the yum…

Karen Cote’
I love pizza with pepperoni and pineapple. BBQ chicken pizza. Ooh, buffalo
wing pizza! Great, now I’ve got a craving for dinner tonight
.
Christi Barth
I love pizza with No one…coz when that doorbell rings and that pizza guy delivers that pie,
I want nobody encroaching on my pepperoni
. (Character Lily Delaney from Erotic Deception)
Karen Cote’
Camelia M. Skiba
I love pizza with spinach, broccoli, and artichokes. And no
cheese, cuz I’m weird
.
TC Blue
I love pizza with feta and
spinach and good company and cheer
.
Eugie Foster
I love pizza
with candlelight and Saurian brandy.
Moxie Magnus
I love pizza with pepperoni, onions, olives and ranch crust.
Kage Alan
Xavier Axelson
I love pizza with ham or bacon. (Character Major
David Hunt from A World Apart)
Camelia M. Skiba
Moxie Magnus
I love pizza with extra
cheese and good company
.
Lee Martindale
I love pizza with meatballs. I like everything with meatballs!
Xavier Axelson
I love pizza with pineapple.
Paul Bright
J E Taylor
Jason Aaron Baca
(cover model)
I love pizza with mushrooms and lots of pepperoni.
Angelia Sparrow
Kayelle Allen
I love pizza with anchovies, linguica, and a side of blue
cheese.
Jason Aaron Baca
I love pizza with lots of cheese.
Vonnie Davis
I love pizza with pepperoni.
Linda McMaken
I love pizza with pepperoni, pepperoni and some added pepperoni.
Bruce Jenvey
Kayelle Allen
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The Second Door. 
TC, Welcome to Romance Lives Forever! What made you decide to become an Outlantacon guest?
The wonderful Lee Martindale
was kind enough to tell me about Outlantacon at a different convention last
year. Once I knew about it, I couldn’t imagine NOT being there. Being a guest
only has me looking forward to it that much more.
How did you hear about Outlantacon?
Ooops, think I already
answered that!
What panel are you looking forward to the most?
Good God, there are so many,
and on so many topics, I honestly can’t choose! I MAY have committed myself to
more than I think. It’s that whole ‘eyes bigger than my stomach’ thing.
Do you play role playing games? Which ones?
I used to, but haven’t in the
last few years. When I did, most of the RPGs I involved myself with revolved
around vampires, were-beasties, and a broad assortment of other supernatural
beings. I know, I know… that could be just about ANY RPG, right? I’m sly like
that.
What new project are you working on now?
I’m currently in final edits
on the last book in my Fruit Basket series with Torquere Press. I’m all working
on the final draft of a book in a different series, also for TQP. I have a
futuristic thing I’m working on in fits and starts, as well as an
urban-fantasyish story that’s also not getting my full attention. Yep, I do
tend to multi-task.
How do you come up with ideas?
To be honest, I have no clue.
It’s like walking, really. I mean, I get up and I just do it, right? If
pressed, I could possibly give some half-arsed explanation of ‘one foot in
front of the other and these muscles do this, and these bones react by moving
in this fashion, and there are ligaments and such involved’, but that doesn’t
mean I actually understand it.
Ideas are lovely, in that
they tend to simply appear. Sometimes more fully formed than others, but still.
And they could come from ANYWHERE!
What is the most important thing you do for your
career?
I just keep writing and do my
best to keep my relationships with my publishers friendly but professional.
Above all, I keep writing. There is no writing career otherwise, right?
What do you enjoy most about life?
That’s difficult to say,
really. Today I love the solitude to get things done, but tomorrow I might love
being in the middle of a crowd and screaming at the top of my lungs for a
favorite team. I suppose my favorite thing is having the freedom to do what I
do, and having friends and family who love and support me.
How do you balance life with deadlines and work?
A Game of Hearts
Balance? What’s that?
What is the craziest thing you did as a kid?
I can’t get too specific here
(pretty sure the statute of limitations has run out, but there’s no such thing
as being too careful in some situations). I will say it involved an orange
traffic cone, a welding mask, a poodle, and spaghetti. Let’s just leave it at
that.
If you could give the younger version of yourself
advice what would it be?
Honestly? “Don’t do that
where other people can see you!” (And no, I’m NOT going to elaborate. That
would be bad. :P)
Do you think keeping secrets is good or bad?
I think it depends on the
secret and whether it’s mine or someone else’s.
List two authors we would find you reading.
Charles DeLint and Robert
Heinlein.
A biography has been written about you. What do you
think the title would be in six words or less?
Don’t Do This At Home!
How do you respond to negative people?
Generally, I don’t.
What’s the best way to say no?
No. Short, simple, and leaves
very little room for misunderstanding.
If money were not an object, where would you most like
to live?
Somewhere warm but not too
hot year round, with a beach close by. Of course, all my close friends would
need to live there too.
What song would best describe your life?
‘I Want to Live’ by This
Mortal Coil. Thank God you didn’t ask me why! J
If you were a tool, what would people use you to do?
Probably whatever they didn’t
want to do themselves!
Picture yourself as a store. Considering your
personality and lifestyle, what type of products would be sold there?
Assorted bits and pieces of
this and that. I’m a bit of a contradiction, to be honest.
As a child, what was your favorite thing about school?
Leaving at the end of the
day. J
Tell us an embarrassing story that has to do with a
pet. If you have no pets, a story about a significant other will do. ^_^
How about a story telling how
a significant other ran off with a pet, leaving me with neither? Not that I
have a story like that, but if I did, it would be funny. Or sad. Probably
funny, though. *hee*
If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
Swim at own risk.
What’s the difference between
a duck?
One of its feet is both the
same. *nods* Swear!
Unexpected

Please fill in the blanks

I love pizza with spinach, broccoli, and artichokes. And
no cheese, cuz I’m weird
.
I’m always ready for trouble. In fact, I look forward to
it the way some people look forward to birthdays
.
When I’m alone, I read, write, and dream (sometimes all
at once)
.
You’d never be able to tell, but I plan to someday take
over the world with my trusty sidekick Pinky. *mwahahahaha*           
If I had a halo it would be rusty
and resemble a heavily battered and abused pie tin
.
If I could play guitar I’d be a rock star… or at
least one of those people who THINKS they are and makes all their friends come
see them play crappy shows at dive bars where it’s possible to catch diseases
just by walking through the door. I’m just that good
.

Upcoming Projects

I always have five or six
irons in the fire, so… as I said above, the next (and final) Fruit Basket book,
Concord Grape: Unexpected, will be out mid-May.
I’m toying with starting a
new series, though I’m not sure which publisher it’ll be for, and I’m hoping to
finish the futuristic sorta thing, as well as the urban fantasyish one.
Many other things in various
stages, so… define ‘upcoming’ for me? Heh-heh.

The Public Can Find Me Here

Website: http:tcblue.wordpress.com
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Kay Dee Royal takes over the blog today with an interview of her hero, Chance. Welcome, Kay Dee!

Hello Kayelle! Hi everyone, I’m so excited and honored to be hanging out at Romance Lives Forever. Thank you, Kayelle, for your invitation.

Before I get to the “Chance” part, let me introduce myself: I’m Kay Dee Royal, and I love to write paranormal and fantasy erotica romance, but I also enjoy penning contemporary erotica romance and plenty of shorties in those genre as well.

My muse enjoys being taken away by strong, intelligent, confident heroines and rescued by wild, rugged, beastly heroes, both of which harbor shadowy secrets of intrigue and fun. My muse lives for the escape (LOL), imagine that.

Okay ~ How about that “Chance”? Allow me to introduce this rugged, beastly story-hero of Staring Into the Eyes of Chance. He’s the Lycan Alpha of an awesome pack ~ all are operatives in the Lycan International Investigation Agency, also known as LIIA.

So, Chance Grayton, please tell us a little about “your” part in the story…

Geez, Kay Dee, Kayelle…I’m not a story hero, first off. Simply doing my job and in the midst of it, found someone…Olivia. I stopped looking for a mate centuries ago, much to my packs dismay. I found out they actually thought I swung to the male side of love, not that I mind it, but I’m driven by a female, Olivia. Yeah, it surprised me, too, as she’s human.

I’d love it if you all would read it for yourselves…I’m still figuring out my part in the grand scheme of things…with more to come…

Well, there you have it ~ a hero, who’s also humble *smile* Oh, Chance, just gotta love ya.

We’ll let everyone read a bit about your story in a couple minutes, how’s that, Chance?

Maybe have them check it out sooner…thanks for including me, Kay Dee, but I need to scoot. I just received some Intel and will have to run. Thank you everyone for popping in…not real sure why Kay Dee chose me for today…it should have been Olivia. She can make friends at the drop of a hat. *chuckles, waves, and dashes out*

Guess he was in a hurry (LOL)…so here’s a bit of Chance and Olivia’s story:

A LIIA (Lycan International Investigation Agency) Book (Series ~ Book One)

Genre:

Paranormal Romance Erotic ~ Must be 18 or older, Explicit Love Scenes Rated Sizzling Hot (f/m)

 

Olivia swears off men until she meets Chance, a Lycan alpha. He ignites an undeniable hunger they can only sate together.

Olivia endures a thirty-four year passionless marriage, discovering her dead husband’s philandering history at his funeral. She devotes her energy and life-long sensitivity with animals to her wildlife refuge and preserve.

Chance, a Lycan alpha and leader of the Lycan International Investigation Agency (LIIA) throws himself into his investigations. He chooses to neglect his duty of finding a primal-mate after watching his father become an empty shell over the loss of his.

A murderous rogue pack draws Chance onto Olivia’s wildlife preserve, sending Olivia’s animal sensitivities into overdrive. Chance and Olivia discover a sizzling force driving them together.

Will they succumb to its enticing tether, or fight to resume their loveless lives apart?

Find out more about this book at Muse It Up Publishing: http://tinyurl.com/6rubdud

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007G4HDKS

Kay Dee’s Links:

http://www.kaydeeroyal.blogspot.com
http://ravencraftrealm.blogspot.com
http://twitter.com/KayDeeRoyal
http://www.facebook.com/Kaydee.royal

 

Kayelle, thank you for inviting me today, it has been fun. I know Chance is a busy guy, and I’m sure he’ll apologize to me later for cutting out so fast. He will want to know if you liked the excerpt of his story, though…I know he’ll ask. I’m in the process of finishing up the 2nd book in his story, Savage Smoke.

 

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Returning My Sister’s Face.
Welcome to Romance Lives Forever, Eugie! What made you decide to become an Outlantacon guest?
Outlantacon rocks. Also, Edward DeGruy plays a stylish game of Twister.
How did you hear about Outlantacon?
I think I’ve been attending it since the inaugural one.
What panel are you looking forward to the most?
“Job by Day, Writer by Night,” where I finally get to be on a panel with my friend, the fabulously talented and brilliant, Shae Conner!
Do you play role playing games? Which ones?
Definitely! Currently D&D 3.5ed and 4ed, but I’ve played a gamut of RPGs. I started gaming as a 13-year-old geek-girl, and I never really stopped.
What is the most important thing you do for your career?
Keep writing and writing and writing.
What do you enjoy most about life?
Laughing.
How do you balance life with deadlines and work?
Mortal Clay, Stone Heart
Typically with frantic and stress-filled benders of heightened productivity followed by binges of procrastination steeped in self-loathing and dread.
If you could give the younger version of yourself advice what would it be?
Take Latin not Russian in high school. Seriously. Also, have faith in the person you are.
A biography has been written about you. What do you think the title would be in six words or less?
A Tale of Whimsy and Malice.
How do you respond to negative people?
With ire and exasperation. Except when it’s me, then I’m smugly sardonic and insufferable.
What’s the best way to say no?
Sinner Baker…
Firmly and directly. Or possibly with an elbow to the face.
If you were a tool, what would people use you to do?
Make corrections in red and purple ink. Oh, wait, I already do that…
Picture yourself as a store. Considering your personality and lifestyle, what type of products would be sold there?
Miniature, Chihuahua-sized elephants and rhinoceri that charge at random targets and without warning; white-furred serpents who sing if you feed them cream and honey; and plump, winged fairy animals that get an itch mid-flight and abruptly plummet onto your lap when, in a frenzy of scratching, they forget to flap their wings.
If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
Caution: Bites

Please fill in the blanks

I love pizza with feta and spinach and good company and cheer.
Wish of the Demon
I’m always ready for coffee.
When I’m alone, I argue with the voices in my head.
You’d never be able to tell, but I’m all but blind without corrective lenses…hang on, I got that backwards. I’d never be able to tell, being blind and all, but you probably would after I careened into a lamppost. Wait, that’s still not right…
If I had a halo it would be askew.
If I could be a god I’d probably run out of lightning bolts.
I can never find which way is north because I overwrote the spatial orientation areas of my brain with grammar rules pertaining to commas.

Upcoming Projects

·         “Oranges, Lemons, and Thou Beside Me” in anthology When the Villain Comes Home, Gabrielle Harbowy and Ed Greenwood (eds.), Dragon Moon Press, Aug. 2012.
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·         “The Wiggly People” in anthology The Best of Drabblecast.
·         “Requiem Duet, Concerto for Flute and Voodoo” in podcast Journey Into…

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Ladies of Trade Town.
Welcome to Romance Lives Forever, Lee! What made you decide to become an Outlantacon guest?
That’s an easy one: Outlantacon is one of those conventions I miss only under extreme duress. It’s a near-perfect combination of con-comm and staff who know what a good convention, particular a good Southern convention, should be, good guests, great programming, and fans who make every minute a delight. In other words, it’s a blast.
I’ve been an activist for human and civil rights, including GBLTQ rights, for more than 40 years. And I’ve been doing GBLTQ panels at regional conventions and WorldCons, for close to two decades. As long as the community is open to the idea of allies and having the “straight but couldn’t be narrow in a +3 combat corset” viewpoint at the table, I’m there.
How did you hear about Outlantacon?
The first Gaylaxicon to which I was invited was the one held in Atlanta in (I think) 2006. Many of those same folks make up the con-comm for OutlantaCon.
What panel are you looking forward to the most?
Besides all of them? Well, I’m hoping to continue my run of occupying the “Fannie Flagg Memorial Seat” on the Match Game, and I look forward to being involved with the track for aspiring writers.
Do you play role playing games? Which ones?
I haven’t played in quite a few years, but I used to. My introduction to RPGs came when I was being pulled into a test-play group in the early 1970s for a fantasy-based tabletop game, which came out later as the First Edition of “Dungeons and Dragons”. I played more or less regularly until I started writing for a living in the mid-1990s.
What new project are you working on now?
Several new short stories, converting Prejudice By The Pound into ebook form, putting together a collection of my works-to-date, and adding to two novels to keep the folks who insist that I should write novels at bay. I’m also doing the preliminary work on a non-fiction guide to traveling for mobility-challenged people.
How do you come up with ideas?
The trick is *not* coming up with ideas, particularly when I already have works-in-progress on my plate. Something my husband says, a phrase from a song lyric, a news story, a snatch of overheard conversation, a photograph…any and all of these have tripped off story ideas at one time or another.
What is the most important thing you do for your career?
Being professional.
What do you enjoy most about life?
Surprising people, especially people who look at me – old, fat, paraplegic, in a wheelchair – and see “easy target”, “helpless”, “dim-witted”, and some other bit of stereotypical nonsense printed across my forehead. I take a great deal of pleasure in disavowing them of those erroneous notions.
How do you balance life with deadlines and work?
Prejudice by the Pound
Deadlines and work are a part of life and, to me, an enjoyable part of it. Without deadlines, without work, I’d be inhabiting an existence where I was a “dependent”, and that scenario doesn’t appeal to me at all. In practice, I treat my work as I did when I was working in the corporate world: more or less regular hours, with the occasional firedrill, death march, business trip, quiet period, and household time.
Do you think keeping secrets is good or bad?
Neither. Every secret is different and a case of situational ethics.
List two authors we would find you reading.
Anne McCaffrey and Jim Butcher.
A biography has been written about you. What do you think the title would be in six words or less?
Hell on Wheels
What’s the best way to say no?
Straight up. Beyond that, it depends on the circumstance. I’ve written a lot of rejection letters in the course of editing two anthologies and, while I don’t have time to do a full critique when reading slush, I do try to give some idea of why a story is being rejected. In the case of a contracts, I tell them why I can’t sign it. In the case of polite requests for my “company”, I thank the individual for the compliment s/he’s paid me before declining.
If money were not an object, where would you most like to live?
The same area in which I live now. It suits me.
What song would best describe your life?
“Defying Gravity” from the musical Wicked.
Tell us an embarrassing story that has to do with a pet. If you have no pets, a story about a significant other will do. ^_^
Sorry, no. The rule around here is that I get to do what I do and the husband and cats get to maintain their dignity.
If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
“That which does not kill me better make damned sure I don’t get up.”
What’s currently on the shelves and where can it be found?
My latest work is an anthology I edited called The Ladies of Trade Town. Fifteen science fiction, fantasy, and related-genre stories, including works by Cecilia Tan, Catherine Lundoff, Jana Oliver, and me, centered on the women, men, and others who ply “the world’s oldest profession”. It’s available trade paperback directly from HarpHaven Publishing and from Amazon.com, which also has it in ebook for the Kindle. For those who favor Nook ebooks, that can be found at BN.com.

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I love pizza with extra cheese and good company.
Lee Martindale
I’m always ready for a nap.
When I’m alone, I hum, read out loud, and hold conversations with my cats.
You’d never be able to tell, but I have a secret life as a sex symbol.
If I had a halo it would be due to a serious mix-up in Front Office.
If I could walk I’d dance.
I can never accept “I was only joking” as an excuse to say mean things because deliberately hurting someone is no joke.

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Looking for something to make world building easier? I say more efficient! There are many books and online sites that can tell you all the basics of world building. Add I’m extremely focused on getting a story finished and submitted at the moment… My goal, last year, revolved around productivity. I vowed to write one book each month in 2010. Almost all were novel-length. Big goal? Yes. But doable. I call this building my backlist. And this endurance stems from my being efficient.
How do we as writers avoid self-defeating behavior like honing our procrastination skills and work towards efficiency in their writing efforts? Well, I find just staying focused is the trick for me. Not getting sidetracked. Even when I need to make Romance Trading Cards. I did! There flew two weeks out the window! So, excited about them anyway! But what is the cause of self-defeating behavior in general? Each of us has our own personality-type hang ups. That said, personality affects how I waste my time. How do I change this?
Me, I’m into Myers-Briggs personality typing (take the test at http://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basics/ ). Bob Mayer gave an amazing presentation at the RWA National conference in 2007 on how to get published (Who Dares Win at http://www.bobmayer.org/ ) based on the issues each of the Myers-Briggs personality types has. I’m a Field Marshal, for the most part except when I score The Writer, with all my hang ups. You’ll have to look that up for details. But I had to just face the music like everyone else according to Mayer’s suggestion. I’ll just move on to being productive, allowing the curious to investigate Mayer’s Green-Beret attitude about achieving a writer’s goal of becoming published on her own though. But I’m going to focus on my problem of my laziness with my tips today to help interested writers boost their productivity.
These are tips I, the Lazy Writer, use that can help everyone. I’m posting three that I rely heavily upon now in my writing. Now is key. Because we all evolve in our approach to writing. I most definitely have. Since productivity was never my problem. Laziness was. *wink* I’ll share three tips that work toward…
  • Increasing my productivity
  • Keeping me from jumping around to various documents on my computer while writing
  • Save me from hunting down that one little annoying distracting squeak within the turning gears of my story’s framework
Heck, I’m so lazy I make myself sick. But there’s something to be said for being a lazy writer–efficiency! However, some of the time lazy people refuse to waste works in their favor. Let’s see. Where shall I begin?

#1. What color was that?

Keep a running record of your main characters’ morphological attributes. What does this mean?
  • Color of hair, eye, skin.
  • Types of clothing.
  • Body decoration.
  • Hairstyle, including length.
  • Facial hair.
  • Favorite object (weapon, photo, crystal).
  • Weight.
  • Build.
Why is this information so darn important? There is absolutely nothing worse than receiving an artwork questionnaire for a recently contracted manuscript and realizing there are 5 heroes you suddenly need to describe–all with different physical features like eye color, hair color, hairstyle, etc. That’s what happened to me with FERAL FEVER. Can we so oh-no? Picture Mr. Bill from Saturday Night Live here saying “Oh no!” for the expression that certainly was on my face during that moment of negative epiphany.
Why that expression? I had to read through the manuscript for all the pertinent information to describe these 5 males. Waste of time…Never again…Ever since, I keep a running list. Yep, I changed, acclimated, or call it an adaptation to an approach to writing. I’m lazy. I had to survive. We’re talking survival here! This is significant since I’m extremely stubborn. Mom declared this when I was three, saying I was a forty-year-old woman trapped inside a three-year-old’s body. So true. So true. Especially since I’m older now and can see I grow even more stubborn with each passing year. *snort* Remember, the Field Marshal runs the war! Field Marshals don’t care what anybody thinks. The war must be won! Productivity seems to be my goal in battle. LOL So, how do I help this old inner dog accept new tricks and deal with story-detail chaos? This leads into my second tip…

#2. The Lazy Writer’s Story-World Database

I don’t believe in wasting my writing time creating story databases. All that writing spent recording details in a database can be used to increase my wip’s word count. But my critique partners groan for databases because my story worlds can become rather large and complex in a very short time. So, I manage my story-world details in my head. Yes, right where I can dig through the files without getting up from the chair. This is the extremist form of lazy and disturbs many of my writing friends. But it works for me. However, when I created two cyborg cultures for my 5th Feral book, FERAL FALLOUT, I realized I needed a little more information on hand to segregate the cultural details before I lost my mind. [Yes, my mind is still here even though some people doubt it.]
What did I do? Think two different planets with different scientific causes for human augmentation (cultural evolution) and then throw in some other stuff. Lots of details! So, I started what I call the Lazy Writer’s Database to manage character details for each heroine and all the heroes in FERAL FEVER and FERAL FALLOUT where both heroines wind up with multiple mates. Now, since I’m lazy, I’ll just get to the point and stop wasting your time.

How to create a Lazy Writer’s Database:

Run a list of story-world information at the end of your wip document. I create a line with dashes to separate the manuscript and the short “Lazy Writer’s” section of story-world details. {I say short because I want to scroll to the elusive term or character detail and then get back to writing. Remember, lazy is the key word here. I’m lazy and don’t want to waste a second I can spend writing.} Type this at the end of your wip:

Lazy Writer’s Database

Next, I note character names with their descriptive information, including things such as education and occupation because 5 cyborg experts and all their specialties can become pretty confusing when trying to recall how that redhead perceived reality and styled his hair, right below that hatched line. That’s it. That’s all you do.
Remember, this Lazy Writer’s Database is also the perfect place to record the new words with their definitions you create for your cultures. The dictionary-type list isn’t an enormous list of information, just the things I find I’m scrambling to find repeatedly. How many times did I look for that character’s eye color when it was stored in another document? Heck, I’d have to go open a folder to find said document…No! Waste of time! Forget wasting my time stupid-extra-documents-my-critique-partners-kept-reminding-me-they-had. Geesh, they’d have each bloody chapter of a story in a different document. Pshhht! I have no time for all that chicken-without-its-head-running-around-everywhere-in-its-death-throes to find a chapter. My lazy little handy way to keep tabs on details doesn’t require a bunch of bloodletting. Although, it’s magic in itself. I prefer painless writing techniques. And let’s face it. Lazy people don’t like moving at all aside from the involuntary act of breathing and blinking.
I’ve also found this Lazy Writer’s info area a nice place to store details on a region in the US Territories that my characters in my WERESCAPE series encounter, like the Black Hills. My characters travel a lot, on the run from extraterrestrials and not-so-good Normals, requiring lots of my valuable time hopping online to research cities, rivers, topography, weather, etc. I love doing research and am known for this blog’s slant on reference material. But, I need to be writing. So, I just copy the information I plan to use from sites on the internet and add it to my little info section. I can scroll down to the details about the Black Hills which is half a page away and skim through the information until the characters depart into new terrain. Then I delete the little section about the Black Hills from my info repository and move on with the characters that requires a lot of yawning to explain…So, here’s the nutshell version.
The Werescape landscape may be post-apocalyptic, but it wasn’t nuked. Many regional details are the same. Just reclaimed by what’s at that point indigenous vegetation and minus most of the human population. Unfortunately, 2 hours researching hovercraft and travel via water transport verses horseback can kill every speck of enthusiasm or energy I have for writing in a day. However, the problem could be caused by my Lyme Disease…So, maybe you don’t need to use a Lazy Writer’s Database! Be lazy if you don’t and focus on writing. But don’t leave yet. You might find the next tip pretty handy!

#3. Keeping up with Chapter and Page Numbers

I keep a running tab on my manuscript’s final chapter number at the end of my wip. So when I need to start a new chapter, I know which chapter is next. I type:

CHAPTER 4 (67, i.e. the page # the last chapter began on)

Lazy Writer’s Database

Every time I need to begin a new chapter, I place my cursor between the # and ( and hit enter. The page number information centers itself. I immediately add CHAPTER NUMBER and change the page number to the current page. Done. And it’s forward ho. Very simple. Oh, don’t forget to insert a page break between the chapter title you’re using and the end of the last chapter.
This little trick tells me how long my previous chapter is with a quick glance down. Forget scrolling back to do the calculation. FYI, I heard a long time ago from published authors that a good length for a standard chapter is 20 manuscript pages. So, this gives me a gauge to use when writing. Many chapters are shorter. I try not to go over the 20-page length though. Sometimes, you have to. Pacing is pacing. But who wants to scroll back and forth trying to figure out how long their chapters are? So don’t scroll back searching for the chapter number because you keep a tab on the information.

Okay, I Wrote THE END. Now What?

Time is still essential! I don’t keep this little Lazy-Writer section of world-building information at the end of my completed manuscript. After I’ve written THE END, I cut and paste the information in a new blank Word document and save it in my story’s main folder (labeled with that story’s title World-Building Info) with other relative documents, i.e. the full manuscript, a blurb, and a synopsis.
Yes, I’ve usually had a moment or two where the blurb hits me. I drop everything, get paper and pen or on the computer and write fast…Before I miss the window of opportunity. Blurbs are such elusive creatures.
So, this document folder labeled with the story title is where I hunt for and find my story-world details later when I’m filling out the artwork questionnaire. I actually took the chunk of information from FERAL FALLOUT and pasted it at the end of FERAL FORETASTE when I created that document, Feral Book 6. Voila! Painless. And I was ready to go. Well, actually using both cyborg cultures’ back story. Because there was still a whole different planet(s), culture(s), and a cyborg space station yet to create. I need the same bank of information in the Lazy Writer’s little section for my Werescape story world, even though it remains the same from book to book. It merely gets longer with each tale. I don’t have to create a new planet or cultures with each story like I do with the Feral series. I just cut and paste and move on. But I did purposefully set the Feral series up to have the flexibility to do whatever I wanted in each book with a new world and culture(s). One must leave herself as many options as possible to create as many worlds as she likes out in space…
~The-lazy-yet-productive-writer, a.k.a. Skhye Moncrief
***Article originally posted at Skhye’s Ramblings: Other Worlds & Realities
http://blog.skhyemoncrief.com/2011/10/29/world-building-the-lazy-writers-database.aspx
Skhye’s website   http://skhyemoncrief.com
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