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    Philippa Marlowmellow from Mallow Mayhem by @Lisa_Haman #RLFblog #parody

    Interview with Philippa Marlowmellow

    This interview is designed for your hero or heroine to tell
    readers about himself or herself.
    Tell us about
    yourself, please.
    Well…I’m Philippa Marlowmellow. I’m a private detective. I
    live in Mallowtown. I work and live in the Pink.
    What is the Pink? Did
    you grow up there?
    Oh no. I didn’t grow up in the Pink. The Pink is the seedier
    side of Mallowtown. It’s a dangerous place to be. No one really chooses to live
    in the Pink. You just kind of end up there.
    How did you end up in
    the Pink?
    I had a great time growing up. I lived in the burbs, went to
    the right schools. Had the right friends. When I was in college, my roommate
    and best friend disappeared. They found her body in the Pink. She was…she
    was…well, anyway, I changed my major from education to criminal justice, but I
    couldn’t leave her murder alone. I had to find out what happened. And I did. I
    quit school and got my detective’s license. I live in the Pink because that’s
    where most of the mallows need help.
    Authors call what you
    want but cannot have “the conflict” — what is yours?
    Hmmm…that’s a hard question. Sometimes I want to go back to
    my other life and unsee the things I’ve seen. I have a love/hate relationship
    with the Pink. Sometimes I want to go back to the suburbs, live in a nice
    graham cracker house with a white sugar picket fence, marry a successful mallow
    and have 2.5 chicks, but then there are the mallows that need my help. Those who
    don’t have anyone to look out for them; it’s hard.
    What can you not do (but
    need to do) during this story?
    I think I did everything I could do during this story. It’s
    hard not to be a bunny when trying to get into stripper joints, since chicks
    don’t make good strippers. I don’t think we’re limber enough.
    What inner doubt
    causes you the most difficulty?
    That I will miss something in an investigation and some
    mallow gets hurt.
    In the story world
    your author created, explain what it is you fear most and why.
    That I will lose my sense of self. I don’t want to be that
    jaded chick who thinks the world is an awful place. I’ve seen some pretty bad
    things, but the world is still a beautiful place.
    Tell us about your
    significant other, that person who makes living worthwhile.
    Right now I don’t have one…although there is this chick at
    the MBI who is really cute.
    What would that
    person say about you?
    Right now this mallow would say I’m crazy and likes to get
    into trouble.
    What is your family
    like?
    I have a great family. My dad is a banker and my mom is a
    stay-at-home mom. We were pretty boring. We were that typical suburban family.
    I have a sister, which is good. My parents worry and they can dote on her, the
    normal one. (she laughs.). She had a temper, and when she blew…oh my. My dad
    used her craft scissors to cut up some licorice rope. You don’t mess with my
    mom’s craft scissors. I thought the roof was going to come off the house. It
    was short lived and they made up. My parents never stayed mad at each other. They
    encouraged us to be our best. They may not like what I do, but they support me
    the best they can.
    What special skills
    do you rely on?
    My mallow senses. They tingle and I know something’s not
    right. They’ve kept me out of trouble and help when I need to investigate
    something further.
    If someone from your
    past showed up, who would you NOT want it to be, and why?
    I don’t want to be a cliché and say Big Bunny, because he’s
    nothing to me. I don’t think I have anyone that I wouldn’t want to show up.
    Like I said, I grew up in a pretty boring suburban setting.
    Why are you happy (or
    not happy) with the way your story ended?
    Why wouldn’t I be happy with the way my story ended? I love
    the way it all came together. I was the heroine, along with Jenny. The bad
    mallows went to jail, Easter Bunny was saved and all is well with the world…at
    the moment.

    About the Writer

    Lisa Haman lives in the suburbs of Atlanta with her
    wonderful husband, two beautiful children, and two cats, O.C. and Koko. Koko
    loves to help her to write on occasion by sitting on the keyboard of her
    laptop. Lisa plays electric bass, aka Kitty Blue, with the praise band at her
    church. Although she doesn’t design her own patterns, Lisa creates beautiful
    pictures with counted cross stitch, which more often than not go to family and
    friends. Lisa’s interest in the paranormal fuels her imagination. She likes to
    scare herself silly with reality ghost series on television. She likes to write
    wherever her imagination takes her, but focuses on young adult fiction. She
    also is working on her first paranormal series for young adults yet to be titled.
    Her first novella, Fat Farm, is a
    work of speculative fiction, takes us on a journey where beauty is important
    and being overweight sends you off to a fat farm, where you may or may not
    return. Lisa’s favorite quote is from Robert Frost. “Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by, and
    that has made all the difference.” Lisa takes the road less travelled in her
    stories.
    What was your biggest
    challenge in writing this book?
    I originally wrote this as a writing exercise that got away
    from me. The story contained all the original candy names. I learned I couldn’t
    use those names because of trademark issues, so coming up with other names for
    the candy was tough.
    Why did you choose
    this character for the interview today?
    I think Philippa is a neat character. I watch a lot of shows
    like NCIS, Elementary, and I like how they solve crimes. I like to know what is
    going on. I’m kind of nosy and unfortunately my sense of right and wrong won’t
    let me get into people’s business, so I let Philippa do it for me.
    Are any sequels
    planned for this book?
    Yes. She’s a fun character and I want to find out more about
    her.
    What would your
    readers be surprised to learn about you?
    During Christmas I will watch every version of the movie of
    A Christmas Carol I can find. It could be the good ones with Alastair Sim and
    Patrick Stewart, to the cheesy ones, and the really bad ones. The funny thing
    is I’ve never read the book. It’s on my to-read list.
    Why should readers
    who haven’t picked up one of your books before give this one a try?
    It’s fun. It’s total escapism. It’s a fun detective story
    that is off the wall and cool.
    Is there anything
    you’d like to say to your readers?
    I’m glad you are out there. I’m a reader and have loved
    books all my life. My goal as a writer is to tell a good story and have people
    enjoy them. I hope you enjoy mine.

    About the Book

    Title Philippa Marlowmellow in Mallow Mayhem
    Genre Detective Noir
    Author Lisa Haman
    Book heat level (based on movie ratings): PG13
    Philippa Marlowmellow, a private
    chick working the seedy underbelly of Mallowtown known as the Pink, takes on a
    missing mallow case of one Jenny Bunny. With her mallow senses tingling,
    Philippa finds more than the missing mallow. To save her city and rescue Jenny,
    Philippa must take on the mobster, Big Bunny, and solve the most notorious case
    in Mallowtown history.
    You can’t trust anyone in The Pink.

    Buy This Book

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    Mallow Mayhem – Lisa Haman @Lisa_Haman #RLFblog #peepnoir

    Mallow Mayhem 
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    Mallow Mayhem.
    Genre: Humor, Detective noir
    Author Lisa Haman
    Book heat level (based on movie ratings): PG13
    Philippa Marlowmellow, a private chick working the seedy underbelly
    of Mallowtown known as the Pink, takes on a missing mallow case of one Jenny Bunny.
    With her mallow senses tingling, Philippa finds more than the missing mallow. To
    save her city and rescue Jenny, Philippa must take on the mobster, Big Bunny, and
    solve the most notorious case in Mallowtown history.
    You can’t trust anyone in The Pink.

    Buy This Book

    About the Author

    Lisa Haman lives in the suburbs of Atlanta with her wonderful
    husband, two beautiful children, and two cats, O.C. and Koko. Koko loves to help
    her to write on occasion by sitting on the keyboard of her laptop. Lisa plays electric
    bass, aka Kitty Blue, with the praise band at her church. Although she doesn’t design
    her own patterns, Lisa creates beautiful pictures with counted cross stitch, which
    more often than not go to family and friends. Lisa’s interest in the paranormal
    fuels her imagination. She likes to scare herself silly with reality ghost series
    on television. She likes to write wherever her imagination takes her, but focuses
    on young adult fiction. She also is working on her first paranormal series for young
    adults yet to be titled. Her first novella, Fat Farm, is a work of speculative fiction,
    takes us on a journey where beauty is important and being overweight sends you off
    to a fat farm, where you may or may not return. Lisa’s favorite quote is from Robert
    Frost. “Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one less traveled by,
    and that has made all the difference.” Lisa takes the road less traveled in
    her stories.

    Author Social Media